10) Do you have the pizza companies fast dialed into your phone?
9) You've graduated and have 1000 friends on Facebook and 950 of them are in high school.
8) You could entertain a room full of people with 4 paper clips, an eraser, some Q-tips and 2 minutes to prepare.
7) You text message faster than the average 13 year old girl.
6) Your teens call you too old and every adult calls you too young.
5) If your best memories are in an old church van.
4) Your trunk is filled with different kinds of sports equipment "just in case"
3) Your office is where everyone stores their stuff.
2) You watch Austin Powers for sermon ideas.
1) You're single and just bought a minivan.
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10 ways to find out if you're a youth pastor's wife:
10. you never have money to buy your own pizza because it has been "tithed" to youth group
9. you know about facebook because your husband is more up to date with teen culture than most teens
8. you continually are amazed at how much fun kids can have with how little planning
7. the last time you were at a concert, your husband text-messaged you so you could talk while separated by 20 youth
6. your husband is always acting either too old or too young - never his age
5. your worst memories are of waiting at home for your husband to return only to find out his old church van is stranded on the side of the road enveloped in smoke
4. your trunk never has room for groceries
3. your home is where everyone stores their stuff
2. your husband makes you watch Austin Powers
1. you think you are single when you attend a youth event
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