Sunday, March 9, 2008

some help for my single friends

Being a pastor means I give lots of advice but it's always tempered and gracious. Lately for some reason I've been giving relationship advice to a few friends with similar problems. Here's the unedited version.

If you're shy and have trouble meeting someone from the opposite sex, here's some help.

1) Get better looking. Looks aren't everything but they really do get you a long ways.
2) Get money. The love of money might be the root of all kinds of evil but having nice stuff and/or giving expensive presents really helps get you noticed.
3) Get really outgoing, good looking, rich friends to be friends with. When it all fails, second pick might still be better than your first pick.