10 ways to find out if you're a youth pastor

10) Do you have the pizza companies fast dialed into your phone?
9) You've graduated and have 1000 friends on Facebook and 950 of them are in high school.
8) You could entertain a room full of people with 4 paper clips, an eraser, some Q-tips and 2 minutes to prepare.
7) You text message faster than the average 13 year old girl.
6) Your teens call you too old and every adult calls you too young.
5) If your best memories are in an old church van.
4) Your trunk is filled with different kinds of sports equipment "just in case"
3) Your office is where everyone stores their stuff.
2) You watch Austin Powers for sermon ideas.
1) You're single and just bought a minivan.